Hangovers are no joke, but that doesn’t mean your hangover kit can’t bring a little humor to the recovery process. Whether you’re putting together a kit for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a wedding, or just as a gag gift for friends, adding a touch of fun can make the experience a bit more bearable. Here are some funny hangover kit ideas that will get a laugh while still offering some much-needed relief.
1. “Sorry for What I Said When I Was Drunk” Apology Cards
Let’s face it: we’ve all said things we didn’t mean after a few too many drinks. Including a set of “Sorry for What I Said When I Was Drunk” apology cards in your hangover kit is a funny and practical way to cover your bases. These cards can be pre-filled with common apologies or left blank for a personalized touch.
2. Mini Bottles of Hair of the Dog
The concept of “hair of the dog” suggests that drinking a little bit of alcohol the next morning can help ease hangover symptoms. While it might not be the best medical advice, including mini bottles of alcohol (like tiny whiskey or tequila bottles) in your kit is sure to get a laugh. Label them with something cheeky like “Emergency Resupply” or “Liquid Courage: Round 2.”
3. Sunglasses with a “Too Bright for This” Label
Bright lights are a hangover’s worst enemy. A pair of cheap, oversized sunglasses labeled “Too Bright for This” will not only protect sensitive eyes but also add a humorous touch to the kit. Plus, they’re a practical item that anyone can appreciate the morning after.
4. “Shh… Still Sleeping” Door Hanger
One of the best cures for a hangover is sleep, and nothing says “don’t disturb” quite like a door hanger. A funny door hanger that reads “Shh… Still Sleeping Off the Fun” or “Come Back Later, Recovering” can be a great addition to any hangover kit. It’s both useful and guaranteed to get a chuckle.
5. Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste
For those who need a little humor to start the day, bacon-flavored toothpaste is a hilarious addition to a hangover kit. It’s unexpected and sure to get a reaction when someone realizes their toothpaste doesn’t taste quite like mint. Whether they love it or hate it, it’s a fun and memorable way to help them freshen up.
6. Custom-Printed “Hangover Help Hotline” Card
Create a custom card with a fake “Hangover Help Hotline” number on it. You can write something funny like, “For emergency hangover recovery, dial 1-800-GET-COFFEE.” It’s a lighthearted way to acknowledge the struggle of recovering from a night out while still offering a bit of a joke.
7. “Caution: Handle with Care” Water Bottle
Staying hydrated is crucial when recovering from a hangover, so why not do it with a sense of humor? A water bottle labeled “Caution: Handle with Care” adds a playful touch to the hydration process. Choose a bottle with a funny design or a quirky shape to make it even more entertaining.
8. “Instant Human: Just Add Coffee” Mug
Coffee is often a lifeline for those struggling through a hangover. A mug that says “Instant Human: Just Add Coffee” is not only funny but also practical. This could easily become someone’s go-to mug for those rough mornings when caffeine is the only thing that can bring them back to life.
9. Party Recovery Patches with a Funny Twist
If you’re including hangover patches in your kit, why not customize the packaging with a funny label? Something like “In Case of Emergency, Slap This On” or “Hangover Shield Activated” adds a lighthearted spin to an otherwise serious recovery tool. Our Rally Bag Hangover Kit includes a party recovery patch, so adding a humorous label could be the perfect touch.
10. “Hangover Survival Manual” Mini Booklet
Create a small booklet with tongue-in-cheek advice on how to survive a hangover. Include “tips” like “Step 1: Regret Your Decisions” or “Step 2: Consider Becoming a Teetotaler.” It’s a humorous way to offer some guidance (even if it’s mostly for laughs).
11. Blow-up Inflatable Pillow
For those who might need to rest their head wherever they can find a spot, include a small blow-up inflatable pillow with a funny message like, “Inflate for Instant Comfort” or “Nap Anywhere, Anytime.” It’s a quirky addition that adds comfort with a bit of humor.
12. “Last Night’s Evidence” Bag
Include a small resealable bag labeled “Last Night’s Evidence” for people to store any remnants of the previous night’s fun, like a receipt, a napkin with a phone number, or a party favor. It’s a cheeky way to acknowledge the chaos of a good time.
Conclusion
Adding a bit of humor to your hangover kit can turn a rough morning into something a little more bearable. Whether it’s a novelty item or a practical tool with a funny twist, these ideas are sure to get a laugh while still helping with the recovery process. If you’re looking for a kit that’s both practical and playful, our Rally Bag Hangover Kit offers a mix of essentials and the opportunity to customize with your own funny touches. Check it out on Amazon and get ready to recover with a smile!
